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Mongrels - What a Difference a Day Makes

A poetic love-ballad to the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

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How to Fight Off a Horde of Possessed Toddlers

Many parents feel anxious, confused or even upset when forced to fight off a horde of possessed toddlers, but you don’t have to: just follow these simple tips.

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Appearance is everything when it comes to convincing men to pay you money to convince women to sleep with you without paying them.

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How to Write a Joke Book

Have you ever wanted to write a hilarious joke book that makes people laugh when they read it?

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How to Win at Life

Life can only have one winner. We’ve put together a handy strategy guide to make sure that winner is you!

45 Things We Learnt From This Leaked Suicide Squad Photograph

Wild speculation on an unreleased movie based solely on one grainy photo from the set.

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