Which Crazy Fact About Cats Are You?

by Charlie Wolf

Cats are fascinating creatures. There are so many interesting facts to learn about them. But it can be hard to see what those facts have to do with you, making them seem kind of pointless.

That’s why we’ve designed this test - so you can learn a crazy cat fact while getting a nifty test result to share on social media. Complete the test and find out which crazy fact about cats you are!

Which way do you see the dancer spinning?

Clockwise

Counter-clockwise

It is I who spins, not your dancer

JPGs don’t move

If the cast of MarioKart were replaced by Winnie-the-Pooh characters, who would you drive as?

Winnie-the-Pooh - a solid all-rounder

Roo - good acceleration

Eeyore - high top speed

Piglet - good cornering/traction

Which screenshot of Christopher Lee best summarises you?

Without knowing the question, which of the following answers would you choose?

Lech Walesa

Lake Titicaca

Pass

Picture a Universe in which there are four spatial dimensions. Now, picture a Universe with five spatial dimensions, then six, and so on, up to infinity. Who is your favourite Beatle?

John

Paul

George

Ringo

If you were to die today, which posthumous award would you most like to receive and have ground into a powder and sprinkled over your body in an attempt to resurrect you?

Regional U/14 Karate Encouragement Award

Dally M Medal

Miles Franklin Literary Award

Tony Award for Best Regional Theater

Get my result

You are 'a cat's jaw can’t move sideways'

You’re straightforward and not fancy, but you’re memorable, just like this insane fact about cats. If people sometimes call you ‘a cat’s jaw can’t move sideways’ instead of by your actual name, you now know why! Glad we could help!

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You are ‘adult cats are lactose intolerant’.

You are outrageous, counterintuitive, and sometimes a little gross. When other people see you stroking an adult cat, they think, ‘wow, this really reminds me of the fact that adult cats are lactose intolerant’, even if they don’t always say it. Cool!

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You are ‘cats always land on their feet’.

At first, people see you as a bit of a cliché and are suspicious about you. But in the end, you’re as authentic as this strange fact about cats. A typical domestic cat’s low terminal velocity, combined with their self-righting tail mechanism, allows them to survive falls from great heights. This fact is just like you in so many ways. Something to think about, right?

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You are ‘cats can survive without drinking water’.

Just like when they hear this fact, people who meet you just want to know more. You are so much like the fact that cats’ bodies are so water-efficient they can survive on nothing but raw meat that the resemblance is uncanny. When people think about cats’ extremely dry faeces and highly concentrated urine, they get confused about whether these are reasons that cats can survive without drinking water, or whether the dry faeces and concentrated urine have something to do with you. Interesting, huh?

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