Over 600,000 people give blood in Australia every year, and to celebrate, ThermoCow has developed a quiz to identify your blood type. Are you a generous O, or a selfish AB? Pay careful attention, as this information will be essential if you ever need a blood transfusion.
- What is your idea of a perfect night out?
- If you were lost in the woods, who would you call for help?
- How do you get to work in the morning?
- Which is your more attractive side?
- What is your favourite vowel?
- Complete the sentence: “I wish I had a better ________”
- How do you prefer to unwind after a long day?
- If civilisation collapsed overnight, you would...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter, followed by adopting a stray cat
Volunteering at a homeless shelter, followed by adopting a stray cat
Volunteering at a homeless shelter, followed by adopting a stray cat
A game of Scrabble with a bottle of obscure wine
A game of Scrabble with a bottle of obscure wine
A game of Scrabble with a bottle of obscure wine
Twelve hours of non-stop dancing at an illegal warehouse rave
Twelve hours of non-stop dancing at an illegal warehouse rave
Twelve hours of non-stop dancing at an illegal warehouse rave
Dressing as a priest and stealing from beggars
Dressing as a priest and stealing from beggars
Dressing as a priest and stealing from beggars
Your lawyer, to make sure your will leaves everything to the Starlight Foundation
Your lawyer, to make sure your will leaves everything to the Starlight Foundation
Your lawyer, to make sure your will leaves everything to the Starlight Foundation
112, the global standard for the local emergency number
112, the global standard for the local emergency number
112, the global standard for the local emergency number
Batman. Or Superman. No, Batman. No wait, Superman, obviously
Batman. Or Superman. No, Batman. No wait, Superman, obviously
Batman. Or Superman. No, Batman. No wait, Superman, obviously
The local sawmill, to destroy the woods.
The local sawmill, to destroy the woods.
The local sawmill, to destroy the woods.
Ethically-sourced bicycle
Ethically-sourced bicycle
Ethically-sourced bicycle
Public transport
Public transport
Public transport
Rollerskates!!! Woooo!!!
Rollerskates!!! Woooo!!!
Rollerskates!!! Woooo!!!
Oversized car with bad fuel economy and a shop dummy in the passenger seat to get you into the express lane and the neighbour’s cat somewhere in the front left wheel well because it didn’t get out of the way.
Oversized car with bad fuel economy and a shop dummy in the passenger seat to get you into the express lane and the neighbour’s cat somewhere in the front left wheel well because it didn’t get out of the way.
Oversized car with bad fuel economy and a shop dummy in the passenger seat to get you into the express lane and the neighbour’s cat somewhere in the front left wheel well because it didn’t get out of the way.
I don’t buy into notions of physical attractiveness
I don’t buy into notions of physical attractiveness
I don’t buy into notions of physical attractiveness
Left side
Left side
Left side
Outside!!! Woooo!!!
Outside!!! Woooo!!!
Outside!!! Woooo!!!
I’ll tell you that both sides are perfect, but deep down I know I am hideous.
I’ll tell you that both sides are perfect, but deep down I know I am hideous.
I’ll tell you that both sides are perfect, but deep down I know I am hideous.
U
U
U
A
A
A
J or Q (aka the “crazy” vowels)
J or Q (aka the “crazy” vowels)
J or Q (aka the “crazy” vowels)
I (because it’s short for ‘me’)
I (because it’s short for ‘me’)
I (because it’s short for ‘me’)
Ability to alleviate the injustices of this world
Ability to alleviate the injustices of this world
Ability to alleviate the injustices of this world
Understanding of string theory
Understanding of string theory
Understanding of string theory
Corn chip to salsa ratio
Corn chip to salsa ratio
Corn chip to salsa ratio
Accountant (I shouldn’t have to pay taxes! I’m special!)
Accountant (I shouldn’t have to pay taxes! I’m special!)
Accountant (I shouldn’t have to pay taxes! I’m special!)
Collect and sort recyclable materials for collection by the local council
Collect and sort recyclable materials for collection by the local council
Collect and sort recyclable materials for collection by the local council
Listen to classical music while having a massage
Listen to classical music while having a massage
Listen to classical music while having a massage
Pop a couple of pingers and binge on reality TV
Pop a couple of pingers and binge on reality TV
Pop a couple of pingers and binge on reality TV
Hunt local puppies for their pelts.
Hunt local puppies for their pelts.
Hunt local puppies for their pelts.
Protect the elderly, the young, and the weak
Protect the elderly, the young, and the weak
Protect the elderly, the young, and the weak
Protect the libraries, the galleries, and your fortnightly download of Wikipedia
Protect the libraries, the galleries, and your fortnightly download of Wikipedia
Protect the libraries, the galleries, and your fortnightly download of Wikipedia
Live free and wild and ride the biggest animal available
Live free and wild and ride the biggest animal available
Live free and wild and ride the biggest animal available
Stockpile essential commodities (food, water, medicine) and make people fight for your amusement in return for the promise of rations (note: the promise of rations, not rations themselves)
Stockpile essential commodities (food, water, medicine) and make people fight for your amusement in return for the promise of rations (note: the promise of rations, not rations themselves)
Stockpile essential commodities (food, water, medicine) and make people fight for your amusement in return for the promise of rations (note: the promise of rations, not rations themselves)
Your blood type is O
Your blood type is O. They call you the universal donor for a reason. You are generous and selfless, to the point that your blood will politely reject anyone else’s attempts to make sacrifices for you.
Your blood type is A
Your blood type is A. You are reserved, but intelligent. You sometimes question how your blood type, which simply describes the antibodies present in your blood, could possibly determine your personality. You might briefly consider an argument based on the fact that both blood type and personality have hereditary elements, but even that seems far-fetched to your rational mind. Keep on pondering!
Your blood type is B
Your blood type is B. You’re the life of every party, but people rarely take you seriously. This is because your blood is not serious. If you put a sample under a microscope, all you will see is hot young blood cells making out with each other and refusing to grow up.
Your blood type is AB
Your blood type is AB. You are selfish, irresponsible, and an undesirable neighbour. You have an inherent tendency to abuse whatever power you are given, so for the good of humanity ThermoCow requests that you refuse every promotion that is ever offered to you. But your greedy, antibody-rich blood will absorb whatever it can get, so go on and help yourself. As if we needed to tell you that.
