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The Gregory Brothers - Bed Intruder Song

A woman is assaulted in her own home. What happens next will surprise you, in G Minor.

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Should You Be an AFL Commentator?

It's harder than you might think!

How to Acquire a Taste for Wine Because You're Supposed To

It is important to acquire a taste for wine because acquiring a taste for wine is important.

How to Choose a Career

With so many opportunities in the modern world, choosing a career has been a difficult decision - until now.

This Child Star Grew Up To Be Hot! Then He Got Old and Died!

You won't believe the predictable conclusion!

How to support a team in the 2021 AFL Grand Final without having to sing their club song

Now you can enjoy the big game with a clear musical conscience.

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

Are you one of these pathetic few who can't fold a fitted sheet? If so, you’ve come to the right place.

How to Share the Road with a Cyclist Even Though You'd Much Rather Run Them Over

"There's nothing wrong with cyclists." - Cyclist

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